It’s true in my case, at least.
This may be the best thing I’ve ever seen, next to the “Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Boobs” powerpoint
Yes.
I don’t think I have posted this couple before. I have a few more. Click through or HERE for the video.
Why is it always classic rock in the background
PREDICAMENT BONDAGE IDEA
….a predicament where you’re bound very restrictively on a horse while wearing boots chained together to the floor below at the exact right height to just barely let you stand up high enough, and attached to two electro-switches, one that you have to sit all the way down on a dildo to activate, and the other that you have to raise yourself almost all the way off the dildo to activate. Unless you activate each switch, one after the other, continuously, in less than 5 second intervals (this can be adjusted down to as little as a second once you’re lubed up enough), the TENS unit triggers the electrodes around your balls (or clit, for a female), and once the TENS device is activated it stays on zapping you with random bolts for up to a minute before it turns off and the predicament starts over again. So to prevent getting zapped, you’re basically forced to keep fucking yourself more or less vigorously (as She sets it) until She decides to turn off the TENS unit to give you a rest. She could sell raffle tickets and the winner could be the one who correctly guesses (without going over) how long you can go before getting zapped!
….a predicament where you’re bound very restrictively on a horse while wearing boots chained together to the floor below at the exact right height to just barely let you stand up high enough, and attached to two electro-switches, one that you have to sit all the way down on a dildo to activate, and the other that you have to raise yourself almost all the way off the dildo to activate. Unless you activate each switch, one after the other, continuously, in less than 5 second intervals (this can be adjusted down to as little as a second once you’re lubed up enough), the TENS unit triggers the electrodes around your balls (or clit, for a female), and once the TENS device is activated it stays on zapping you with random bolts for up to a minute before it turns off and the predicament starts over again. So to prevent getting zapped, you’re basically forced to keep fucking yourself more or less vigorously (as She sets it) until She decides to turn off the TENS unit to give you a rest. She could sell raffle tickets and the winner could be the one who correctly guesses (without going over) how long you can go before getting zapped!
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| — | A quote from @rubberdollyboy on a fetlife forum! What a fantastically wicked and devious predicament. This would be 1000x better to watch than TV. (via girlsrule-subsdrool) |
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look,…
“I’m not ashamed to dress ‘like a woman’ because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” -Iggy Pop
Iggy pop is such a bad ass. There’s an interview I watched where his manager talked about having to bail him out of jail. The manager shows up and Iggy is drunk, disorderly, and wearing a dress. His manager asked “Ig, why are you wearing a womans dress?” and Iggy replied “I beg to differ, this is a mans dress.”
^ It’s like Eddie Izzard says - ‘They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.’
Fucking outstanding answer!
A+
SOOO much love for this <3
OMG THIS IS SO TRUE. I CALL IT TUMBLR RUOULETTE. LIKE, HOW LONG CAN I SIT IN PUBLIC BEFORE IT GETS INSPPROPRIATE.
My tumblr is too full of boobs for me to check it while I’m at work. :/
Sort of. Except in my case, the gun is full of gay porn bullets, and there’s maybe one empty chamber of SFW content.
In other news, “gay porn bullets.” Saving that one for later.
